Hello boys
And a good day to all you most wonderful shavateers. I remain on course for my weekly promise and today I present a shave free of disgraceful slang language and the theme, 'Phallice throught the looking glass'
A close one with my diapositive, but one did manage to avoid my genitalia being cast upon the shiny head of the R89.
Malice - Muhle R89
Mad milliner - Polsilver Lodz
Frodsham feline - Hive-2
Light Leporidae - Signature Soaps Condate
The stupendous sheep - Simple moisturiser
A bodacious Bandersnatch - ADP Colonia Club
'And you bladdy well will behave Mr Satan'
A shave just to dispel the idea it is beyond comprehension one can cause epidermal damage while shaving with an R89. And I didn't. Dispelling out of the way and a most delightful bit of time spent by the bathroom sink with a
spiffinngly super handsome finish.
Rather chaps. And let's have a video of some beaver to bring this report to a conclusion....
Ah ah my fellow good people just when you thought that was it, all over, well unfortunately it isn't as I am bringing you this evening's sink stories as a supplementary special, and free of any additional fees. I am indeed an exceptionally chipper chap.
A theme?
'Well?'
I am just thinking my love. Ah that is it, the theme shall be, 'Excuse me my darling but may I interject you here?'
Coïtus interruptus - Tatara Nodachi
Withdrawal nail and I - Polsilver Lodz
You cad - PAA Pelegrino
Slippery when wet - Signature Soaps Novus Spice
Extraction lubrification - Collegen
Unscrupulous dishevellment - M&S Spiced Amber
Another shave where I set out to prove it is impossible to cause facial distress using on this occasion, that jolly good razor, the Nodachi. And failed. indeed it is a jolly smashing razor, but gadzooks where the bladdy hell did that come from, and that, and that, and my oh my some more. Egad, more stealth weepers than I can recall for some time! The bounders! But fortunately the esteemed shaving physician Dr Styptic was at hand and he soon stemmed the claret from flowing. Hurrah, hurrah for the amazing Doctor and his
penis pencil.
Oddly though, beyond the weeping, a very acceptable shave prevailed. Thank you Mr Lodz and in the facking bin you go.
You will be pleased to know you will not see any SOTD from me tomorrow as I will be enjoying a night with four beavers. Tiptop!......