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Today I received a very peculiar text from the monkey with a blade saying he'd posted a particular half of a donkey to me. Now I am guessing here, but I presume the Post Office has some form of ethics statement in not allowing dead animals (or live ones for that matter) to be sent using their services. But the rear end of one which has been cut in half!?
Hence this shave has been awarded the theme by the PO services (awarding things division), 'The back end of an equidae'
Ass of an ass - Lambda Athena
Burras blade - Polsilver Lodz
Back end brush - Zenith dark synthetic
Shit hole soap - ADP Collezione Barbierre
Posterior post shave - L'Occitane Cade balm
Smelly end smell at the end - Van Cleef Ambre Imperial
'And they want me to smile for doing this? Oh, the life of being a bloody donkey'
An absolutely startling shave from the astounding Athena. Best buy of the year? Razor of the year? December will tell but until then I shall enjoy it's wonderful virtues and fantastic finishing ability. Which is exactly what I did this evening.
Team lather giving a sterling show and the Van Cleef ending this evening's frolicking by the sink time with an air far remote from the back end of a donkey.
Happy? Too damn right. So much so you can have some Beaver to make you smile. As Beaver always does....
Hence this shave has been awarded the theme by the PO services (awarding things division), 'The back end of an equidae'
Ass of an ass - Lambda Athena
Burras blade - Polsilver Lodz
Back end brush - Zenith dark synthetic
Shit hole soap - ADP Collezione Barbierre
Posterior post shave - L'Occitane Cade balm
Smelly end smell at the end - Van Cleef Ambre Imperial
'And they want me to smile for doing this? Oh, the life of being a bloody donkey'
An absolutely startling shave from the astounding Athena. Best buy of the year? Razor of the year? December will tell but until then I shall enjoy it's wonderful virtues and fantastic finishing ability. Which is exactly what I did this evening.
Team lather giving a sterling show and the Van Cleef ending this evening's frolicking by the sink time with an air far remote from the back end of a donkey.
Happy? Too damn right. So much so you can have some Beaver to make you smile. As Beaver always does....
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