I appear to be a little behind with my shave reporting so to bring things up to date I hereby present you with my last two shaves and the common theme, 'Chris, you're a useless old git'
And yes, I am
Tuesday's effort
Reject razor - Tatara Nodachi
Buggered blade - Brazilian Wilkie
Feckless fluffer - Hive-2
Sorrowful soap - Officina Artigiana
Miserable moisturiser - Simple
Pathetic perfume - There wasn't one (pour homme)
'I ponder an awful lot about this Satanfriendly chap. He lies a lot'
'It's my job'
Well, just as I thought this would be my penultimate enjoyment with a Brazilian, up pops 117 on my doorstep!
As it is, this is a fourth time out for this blade and it shaves as smoothly as the first and no signs of it losing its edge. I think I am going to be enjoying Brazilians for quite some years to come. And if you've ever been there, you would too.
Not Brazilans but it is nice that Japan has their fair share of fine ladies....
This evening's showing of my tool(s)
Some razor or other with a blade in it. A brush and some soap and a big smile.
'Do you do the shag dear?'
'I do a lot more than that'
Call it an evening and let's have some Japanese girlies with their synchronised dancing while playing some rock. Can you imagine Iron Maiden pulling this one off?
I love you all