My bathroom time today included a shave with the theme 'Enochs, Eunuchs and Ewoks'.
The remainder of my bathroom time was spent Brushing my teeth which didn't carry a theme.
Methuselah, who's ya daddy? - Enoch the SE razor
Castrato - Kai the sharp object Captain
Wicket W. Warwick - Razorock 400
Thomas 'Boston' Corbett soap - Extro Arancia
Chuckha Trok - Nivea moisturiser
All over the place today when it came to a theme.
Do I go with Ewoks? A Steiff with anger management issues. Collectively known as the 'Bright Trees Village Firm'
And what do Ewoks know about shaving?
Or was it to be Eunuchs? A load of no bollocks.
Or back to Enochs? But I do recall among the forum rules 'no religious or political topics'. Being as the name Enoch covers both sins I decided again another load of Eunuchs.
Nae baws as our Glaswegian contingency would say
'And so I simply removed his testicles. We don't tend to smile too much these days. I don't know why?'
Another day out for the Enoch and another day risking fingers. It is odd that it is a razor with more danger attached pre-shave than it is using it. The blade retaining pins are incredibly shallow and so positioned for maximum awkwardness and hence the blade keeps falling out. 15 minutes loading a blade for a 5 minute shave. Much like sex according to Mrs Satanfriendly.
Whatever the frustration may be it is still turning out to be one great little razor. I am starting to really get the hang of this thing. The angle, preferred blade and general all round shavabilityness. Certainly a change of Blade to the Captain has made a world of difference, even if it remains a traumatic experience to change the damn thing.
Throw some wonderful and brilliant Extro Arancia in to the mix somewhere and hey presto a super Bristle removing exercise. Damn it, this is good. Damn it this is one smooth face and damn it because you can damn it for damn it sake.
Have a great Sunday and week ahead everyone and wish everyone and their families good health.
A few friends over here so must go join them
Can't say the missus and her sisters are too chuffed about it
Damn it! That's a NO NO