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Fellow brother of The Fat!Hear Hear, fellow brother of 'The Fat appreciation league for keeping The Fat in traditional wet shaving existence.
@Satanfriendly The Brian Party doesn’t make U turns; just fracking good soaps in accordance with my manifesto.As up to date as I can be, tonight's shave arrives live on your screens with the theme, 'Chaos, disorder and the shaving cabinet of dissent'
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Whipping in line - Occams Enoch
In line whipping - Feather Super Professional
Who needs a whipping? - Cadman 24mm Tuxedo
Whips and furs - Extro Arzachena
https://giphy.com/JqLyUMgQ8odLG 'Furs? Furs? Furs?'
Utter chaos in the shaving cabinet lobby. Chief whip the Rt Hon Montigue Mongoose dragging MP Nodachi of Tatara to one side and giving him a serious reprimand. The brushes having a damn good altercation over voting rights as to who should have face time this evening and Lord Cadman recieving a kick in the knots in the midst of the confusion. Sir Extro Arzachena bullying his way past the parliamentary representation for the Brian
party, and all of this over soap fracking in Bolton. Madness. And....and....and
https://giphy.com/c793Kq1vwkss8 Someone has resigned, although we don't know who and why, and then again we're not sure someone has. Or exactly they were voting for in the first place. 'Ducks?'
And the results are in..
This SOTD won by a majority of the 'Yes's' 2 and the 'no's' some number or other.
'And how does it feel to have won the vote?'
'Terrific. We always had faith in our electorate that we would win the day and deliver the most wonderful shave imaginable. And we did. A completely smooth result with the party bunnies being exceptionally happy. Thank you'
And it is over to the Beaver to show us what love and loyalty really looks like....
Like a shave out of hell
Oh, like a shave out of hell
Oh, like a shave out of hell
Oh, like a shave out of hell (Hair'll be gone when the water's gone)
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And as I am less than a mile from the factory I have the perfect water for it. I doff my cap and exit the room backwards tugging my forelock at the mighty fat.Fellow brother of The Fat!
Just perfect!
Please let it be known that I am proud to be in this fellowship, hail The Fat!
Paul.
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