After last night's fracas in the shaving cabinet it is only correct that this shave is themed, 'I resign II (The Afterlife and after affects)'
Tony the razor Blair - Tatara Nodachi
Gordon Blade Brown - Polsilver Lodz
Boris Brush - Captain Fawcett's
Major Soap - Signature Soaps Danum
Theresa Maysturiser - L'Occitane Cade
Ahem. It was only a matter of a few months back I tendered my resignation from The Shaving Party and later voted back in as party leader by the membership. All one of them, me. Unable to deliver the contents of my manifesto due to the number of beards still to be seen on the streets and a badly shaven population among those who are beardless, I hereby declare I once again resign as leader of The Shaving Party.
Yorkshire Water. The biggest secret in Shaving and it never fails to make a great lather. Hell, I could lather a block of lard here and still have a great shave. As proven by the FAT.
Anyway, a great base to start with and soon followed up by some nifty blade action from the Tatara with the Lodz as partner in Shaving crime. Definitely a smooth act but rather surprised how many micro weepers I had from the previous shave. Presently looking like an pre-pubescent 61 year old with skin issues.
Still, happiness prevailed after a rinse of Witch Hazel and a massage of Cade. Doesn't take much to make me happy. Mrs Satanfriendly latched on to that one a long time back
Have a most scintillating weekend you super shavateers and always remember, I love you all.
Aldious? Of course.....
'That bloody clown has just been reelected once again. I despair'
Now don't be sad (don't be sad 'cause)
'Cause three out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad ('cause)
'Cause three out of three ain't bad