Or alternatively
To the Japanese girly section at the end
Ahem, ladies and gentlemen. Once again the 'Shaving Party' finds itself courting with controversy. It's present party leader (reinstated twice previous) has been found to have acted in a deliberately misleading manner over matters of the 'Shaving Party gate'. It centres in the main in having a group of more than five razors around the sink, aftershave splash drinking parties and frolicking on a regular basis during lockdown.
As such it has been decided that the punishment should be a 90 day ban from shaving and his Shower Room Pass revoked.
In his own defence the Party Leader made the following statement...
'Well what else would you expect the Prince of pergury, the Lord of liars to do? Tell the truth? Sorry, not in my job description'.
It was also noted that since the Shaving Party only has one MP (me) and one party member (me), the Party Leader has been reinstated with immediate effect by unanimous decision of the single vote cast (by me)
And the kangaroos laughed.
Welcome to my shave themed, 'Liar liar your bum's on fire'
Burning bottoms - Lambda Athena
Phologistic posteriors - Gillette 7-O'Clock
Arsonist arses - Highlander LFC brush
Blazing backsides - MDC Rose
Roaring rears - T&H Trafalgar balm
'Bottoms up and Londinium down'
A really superb razor? No. Absolutely crap and I hate it (bums getting hotter). That is despite the fact that it looks God damn sexy, wonderfully manufactured, shaves to perfection in a sure footed manner and a very definite contender for my ROY (Razor Of Year). And before you ask the curious, I don't know anyone called Roy. Did it deliver? No (flames licking my arse(!?)). Perfection in its superbly efficient way.
A great input from team lather and yes I am smelling of roses. More than can be said for my career in shaving politics.
Wish you all a wonderful Friday and may see you later for the end of week antics.
Ragdollz? A first appearance and, well....