To bring me smack up to date, last night's SOTD arrives in pixilated form and themed, 'Elon Musk and the Big Bang theory'
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SpaceX - Stainless Mongoose
Zip2 - Feather Professional
Tesla - PAA Pelegrino
Twitter - Signature Soaps Londinium
Twatter - Trufitt & Hill Grafton
I have never seen so many people cheer and be happy as billions of dollars disappeared in a rather large puff of smoke. A bit like a Mrs Truss budget.
'That's it ladies. Climb in to Mr Musks world's largest sex toy the PulsatorX and be taken to a whole new height'
'Oh fuck'
Bring on the general, bring on the Londinium and bring on a most fantastic bit of shaving time. What could ever go wrong with the most trusted bunch outside of a political party? Nothing. And it didn't.
Which probably goes to prove that being well shaved is the best thing that could ever happen on this little island. Vote the General. Vote for Mr Trufitt and vote for Mr Hill and everything will be in a better place. And it was. Well I was anyway.
And I went to bed happily ever after.
Gacharic Spin? Sounds like some form of stomach problem when in fact they are just another usual end of SOTD Japanese girlies.