What grinds your gears?

[Dave-the-rave]

When they start asking me personal ''security'' questions I turn it back on them. That gets rid of em sharpish.
Must confess if it's a sexy sounding woman I have at times asked questions about their underwear.
Tends to get rid of em sharpish as well.
Unfortunately.

 

[Northam Saint]

Generally from me they get the short sharp treatment. I have engaged in some "banter" or baiting from time to time though.

 

[moodymick]

Waitrose have just screwed up my home delivery. I'm down a bottle of Port but have ended up with a jumbo pack of flavoured condoms.

Don't need 'em. Been a Jaffa since 1996

 

[DPTC]

How come you didn't drop kick their teeth out? Or is that reserved for females?

The fact she was about 16 lol.

 

[Dave-the-rave]

Don't need 'em. Been a Jaffa since 1996

I was gonna hit the like button then thought that might be rude.
Here's a green smiley instead.

 

[UKRob]

Don't need 'em. Been a Jaffa since 1996

I always thought you looked a very impotent person.

 

[moodymick]

I was gonna hit the like button then thought that might be rude.
Here's a green smiley instead.

Our lad was born in 1993 after over 24 hours of wife's labour. After the eventual C section was over and done with, she said 'I'm not fuckin' going through that again - you're getting done!' And I was - oh the joy!

 

[PhilD]

Gents considering getting the snip might want to read this first
http://www.dontfixit.org/

 

[Northam Saint]

Gents considering getting the snip might want to read this first
http://www.dontfixit.org/

We considered it but in the end SWMBO said no ! After speaking to a few work colleagues in the nursing profession. A few reported problems their partners had and people they knew of. Obviously as with all things in most cases every thing is fine.

Instead she had the coil fitted, which suits her as no monthly visitors, which I quite like too. That said earlier this year it was replaced, that's another story involving scans, and a lot of poking about due to the doctor who fitted it cutting the strings too short. Poor SWMBO !!!

 

[rowlers]

Gents considering getting the snip might want to read this first
http://www.dontfixit.org/

Well I've been "done" and none of that sh|te occured.. simple 10 min "operation", back to work next day, next to no discomfort - no fuss....

 

[rowlers]

What grinds me gears, well at the minute it is:
FOOKING FLOOD WATER!

 

[chris.hale]

Mine too, my car's stranded in Allonby, hoping to be able to retrieve it later in the week. Very, very pleased we also have a Land Rover.

 

[DPTC]

People who don't put any salad in their sandwiches, esp Subway customers who only ask for "a bit of lettuce and sweetcorn". I can't stand sandwiches with no crunchy veg in, go on - its free in Subway so knock yourself out!

 

[PhilD]

^ if that's the only thing grinding your gears, you are truly blessed

 

[Bechet]

You have issues! Annoyed by how someone else enjoys their sandwich? Don't you dare put cucumber anywhere near mine! or raw onion! Sheesh!

 

[DPTC]

Aside from that, the ones who take bloody ages to order in Subway, when I'm 'ank marvin! There you go!