Contains 30% donkey. I should be curious as to which part.
Ah ah. Welcome to this evening's donkey tales from beyond the stable, and a tale which arrives with the theme, 'Pin the tail on the donkey'
Not there! - Occams Enoch
Eeeeeek! - Kai Titan mild
Duh. Poor donkey - Highlander LFC
A creaming donkey - Savonniere du Moulin
Face creaming - Olay moisturiser
Scent of a donkey - M&S Spiced Amber
'We love you Satan
Oh yes we do'
A lovely return to bring the 30% donkey soap back in to action and let it do its soaping thing. No issue lathering this soap, but I find the only way I can do that brush thing is to remove it completely from the exquisite (?) cheap French ceramic pot with a child's drawing of a donkey on it and use it like an oversized soap stick. And I do like the home made jam lid. Nice soap, crappy presentation. My wife has a Citroën car. It is also French. Says a lot about them. Like their 30% donkey soap.
The brush? I assume Gile has done some kind of a deal with the Montenegro Witches Union as I used the brush during the match this evening and we won 3-1. No curse? I laughed my genitals off when his Manchester United lost in the final few minutes. Hilarious
The Kai was on its last legs and so I said 'Thank you' to be Marie Kondo about it, then flung it in the bin. The donkey laughed.
An okay shave in consideration the blade was shagged, but enough to keep me happy.
AI Japanese ladies?