A tale of two shaves and the theme, 'The Lord of the sinks, the two towers'
Frodo the razor - Stainless Mongoose
Boromir the blade - Feather Professional
Bilbo Brushgins - Zenith dark synthetic
Soapron - ADP Collezione Barbierre
Balmiman Butterbur - L'Occitane Cade
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'Second tower'
Gandalf arrived at the tower of Saruman and declared, 'We are a pair of bearded twats and we are in need of a shave'. And shave they did. It was also notable that non of the Orcs sported facial hair so one has to assume we are all big grotesque ugly gits. Well I am. QED
A good shave? Damn brilliant. And still damn ugly
But not ugly.....
Lord Ikon - Ikon B1
Blador - Gillette 7-O'Clock (now past 7 O'Clock)
Gimli the brush - PAA Peregrino
Samwise Soapgee - Bath House Spanish fig
Merry Moisturiser - Collegen
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'And all I said was I'd love a nice ring and before I know it he's sodded off to some place called Mordor. More tea?'
The dwarves refused to shave and Gollum admitted he didn't have any issue as he'd never grown any hair anyway.
A boss shave and some boss ladies
And I remain effing ugly