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A Monday evening's shave on a Tuesday. Why change the habit of a lifetime? Anyway this one arrives in an unpunctual manner bearing the theme, 'Yaqi Yak, don't come back (acqua di Genova)'
A long time since last seen from me, it's the return of the karaoke shave night. So hit that play button and sing, sing, sing to your hearts content. And no it's not in Japanese......
Take out the shaving soap and brush
Or you don't get no shavin' rush
If you don't scrub that bearded face
You ain't gonna have a smoothened boat race
Yaqi yak (don't come back) (Acqua di Genova)
Just finish latherin' up your mush
Let's see that soap fly with that brush
Get all that face muck out of sight
So get that razor out tonight
Yaqi yak (don't come back) (Acqua di Genova)
You just put that blade between the plates
And shave to look good for your mates
Just make sure you don't cut and bleed
As smooth as @Palmolive fox 's swede
Yaqi yak (don't come back) (Acqua di Genova)
Don't you have no dirty looks
Your face is perfect for gadzooks
Don't tell your friends about the palaver
It was @Boycie83 who stole the lather
Yaqi yak (don't come back) (Acqua di Genova)
Yaqi yak, Yaqi yak
Yaqi yak, Yaqi yak
Yaqi yak, Yaqi yak
Yaqi yak, Yaqi yak
I have tried to mind sing it with the tune and I can't decide if I am shite, or the music is wrong. Good luck.
Yup, once again started with that disappearing act the Acqua di Genova and a pleasing start soon went to rat shit. To appear as a freebie on the BST together with a few other odds and ends.
The irony is I ended up using the super Penhaligons Bayolea soap which I nearly bought another bowl of from the same shop. Quite rare to find as an unobtanium now. Just happens to work wonderfully with the Bayolea splash.
A happy shave? Damn happy by the end.
So happy I shall end this evening's shenanigans with some more of that strange Midori girl.
A long time since last seen from me, it's the return of the karaoke shave night. So hit that play button and sing, sing, sing to your hearts content. And no it's not in Japanese......
Take out the shaving soap and brush
Or you don't get no shavin' rush
If you don't scrub that bearded face
You ain't gonna have a smoothened boat race
Yaqi yak (don't come back) (Acqua di Genova)
Just finish latherin' up your mush
Let's see that soap fly with that brush
Get all that face muck out of sight
So get that razor out tonight
Yaqi yak (don't come back) (Acqua di Genova)
You just put that blade between the plates
And shave to look good for your mates
Just make sure you don't cut and bleed
As smooth as @Palmolive fox 's swede
Yaqi yak (don't come back) (Acqua di Genova)
Don't you have no dirty looks
Your face is perfect for gadzooks
Don't tell your friends about the palaver
It was @Boycie83 who stole the lather
Yaqi yak (don't come back) (Acqua di Genova)
Yaqi yak, Yaqi yak
Yaqi yak, Yaqi yak
Yaqi yak, Yaqi yak
Yaqi yak, Yaqi yak
I have tried to mind sing it with the tune and I can't decide if I am shite, or the music is wrong. Good luck.
Yup, once again started with that disappearing act the Acqua di Genova and a pleasing start soon went to rat shit. To appear as a freebie on the BST together with a few other odds and ends.
The irony is I ended up using the super Penhaligons Bayolea soap which I nearly bought another bowl of from the same shop. Quite rare to find as an unobtanium now. Just happens to work wonderfully with the Bayolea splash.
A happy shave? Damn happy by the end.
So happy I shall end this evening's shenanigans with some more of that strange Midori girl.
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