Saturday night's tales from the demonic sink of Satanfriendly arrived with the theme 'Demonic Diabolical Soaps'. Alternatively themed 'Glitzy shiny presentation, shite contents'
Demon razor - Ikon B1
Evil edge - Dorco Prime
Bedeviled brush - Wee Whiskey Barrel
Malevolent moisturiser - Simple
Fucking shite soap - Acqua di Genova
'And while I am here, is there any chance this man could cut the fucking foul language?'
A brilliant razor with a nice blade. A superb brush in the Whiskey Barrel and an Italian soap. What more could the world of shaving ever want?
A lather, or something similar to shave in to?
I have never had any issue with face lathering any vegetable based soap. Come to think about it, any soap. Some prefer whipping in a bowl (I'll just take the whipping and be very happy). Some can be awkward, some easy, some stubborn, but this one has me beat.
Face lathering away merrily and the bloody stuff is disappearing faster than I can apply. Less water, more soap, more water, less soap and it all ends up like trying to paint my face with white water colour paints.
Hit face with blade and a wet of watar might have been a better bet.
I somehow manage a single pass shave, but it is all down to the razor and the blade that any level of success resulted.
Thank God for moisturisers.
Not the best shave in the world and probably in the bunch of the worse. But I have to smile as at least I don't sport a sodding beard.
Still, there are some Japanese girly bands to make up for the lack of total shaving pleasure. And a very fittingly named band to sing you out, it is over to those to synchronised dancing heavy metal ladies, Scandal
