Why hello. My first appearance on this new week of SOTD's brings with it a cheeky cheerful shave and the theme, 'Vibrance, voyeurs and vibrators'
Vivisectionist's tool - Razorock Hawk V3
Vasectomy blade - Feather Professional
Vapulating brush - Wee Whiskey Barrel
Ventage cream - York Swirling Soapery Vibrant Charm
Verbigarating moisturiser - Pure
'I asked for a big rabbit, not a big prick dressed as one'
A new week and a new soap. A visit to the Art and Soul shop in Beverley found them restocked with York Swirling Soapery goodies. Rather impressed by their Arabian Dreams I thought 'well why not?' After all there is very little shaving related products available over the counter beyond 'Shaven wives special' on the top shelf of the local newsagent next to Big Tractor Fetish and DIY Nightly magazines.
If you like nice strong fresh lemon scents then it is a case of box ticked, despite looking a little like hardemed phlegm from a bad chest infection. But boy, is it good. A really nice quality lather and superb properties. It isn't the biggest of tins for what I paid, but good value in the bigger picture. I haven't gained this much pleasure for £12 since 1979, which wasn't good value in the bigger picture considering the dose of crabs I can't recall being a part of the deal.
Back on track, a smashing soap and happy I went its way.
Over in Yorkshire at the moment and finally get to use the Hawk after running out of blades and never making any concerted effort to bring some over, until now with a packet of Feather Pro's. The Hawk to me is either brilliant or brilliantly rubbish and not very consistent in performance. According to Mrs Satanfriendly I am also brilliantly rubbish and more 'not' in the case of performance.
On this occasion the Hawk shone through like a shining thing and displayed itself wonderfully. Three full passes to an absolutely sublime finish and massive points on the grin scale of life. As REM sang 'Shiny, happy people'
A good rub of that wonderful moisturiser, 'Pure' and feeling awesome.
So happy, I went on Porn-Hub and then made a video of me pleasuring myself. I then sent it to all my email contacts. Just to prevent having to pay some bastard $600 in Bitcoins so he wouldn't send a video he supposedly had of me doing the same to them all. Beat the twat at his own game. Strangely only The British Nun Society have replied so far and it appears I have been removed from their mailing list.
And some Japanese girlies to see this shave out? Always a pleasure. And fittingly it just has to be the tackiest band of them all, Bed-In.
