Dr Dulcamara said:
Martin, you take me advantage because English is not my mother tongue and I do not catch the nuances. But I just want to clarify that my posts are always well-intentioned and I never wanted to call anyone an idiot. It was a post in a tone of humor and caring for you because you're the only one who is always on guard when I put a photo of a UFO handle, but they are my own handles, not for sale.
First of all, I like your sense of humor, and I've never felt you were anything other than what you are. I enjoy your posts, although your pics sometimes get that UFO monkey chattering a bit. Don't ever feel like you might have insulted me, and I hope you can do the same with me and my humor. Sometimes it will sound like I'm pissed or disgusted or whatever, but always take things the funny way. There always is one, although sometimes it takes sorting out.
I was being complimentary in your salesmanship, but not for real. I was just using crazy extreme examples that don't apply to you. Just goofing around. I know you aren't here just to sell things.
That 'special offer' was based on the US Infomercials where you get lots of extra stuff if you order NOW. My apologies for including that, although you probably have similar tv shows in Italy.
Ok then......are we good now? Sorry for the confusion and I hope to see more of your posts down the road.
Martin