Shaving Tackle

Rev-O said:
Pig Cat said:
I'll let you know how it all goes, with pictures if you're lucky.
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You're avatar is pretty much on the money already.

Shave those leaves off!
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I wonder what was going on subconsciously when I chose that picture?

(A bunch of radishes by the way, for anyone reading this after I change it yet again, no doubt to something slightly wacky!)
 
This your doctor?
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Or will he have a locum in, maybe this guy?
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If HFWhittingstall was there he'd have those pan fried and eaten before the poor critter had hobbled back to his pen. "Castrator's perks, comes with the job!"

Obviously I'm not suggesting you do that with yours, PC.

I said "come" again, sorry.
 
I'm not going to join in taking the mick (much). Just wanted to add that I made arrangements for a scissors job myself but I've decided to leave it a few years.
Hope it all goes well.
Shave down there using a big straight razor and you won't need to see the doctor. (or has that joke been made already)
 
Hawkeye5 said:
The only thing I can tell you is the only word you do not want to hear during the operation is "OOPS!"
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:lol:

Actually at least with "Oops!" I'll know positively that things are not going well down there.

If I hear "Bollocks!" then it could either mean that the op's gone wrong :eek: , or that he's actually managed to find them! :p
 
Rev-O said:
And remember -- the op's not a success until your wife doesn't succeed.
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Disgusting. But amusing.

I'm genuinely surprised how many fellas on this forum have had the snip. Subjecting your plums to scalpels, lasers and a surgeon with the DTs. FH. A neighbour of mine had it done a couple of years back and it didn't go too well. He was in pain for many months and had problems getting a hard-on - his GP presribed him something akin to Viagra. Still, if it's safer and less traumatic than the female equivalent, and you'd rather spare your womenfolk the pain, I take my 'hat' off to you.
 
I haven’t laughed this much in a long time what a fantastic thread :lol: :lol: :lol:

I had mine done a few years ago didn’t enjoy the shaving one little bit :oops: When the quack stuck the needle in I nearly jumped through the ceiling :shock: After it was done I had to drive home walked through the door to be greeted by my 2 year old son who run up to me a head butted me in the nuts. My best friend was at my house and I have never seen him laugh so much. After that I went and got into bed for the night next morning woke up to find the little sack had swelled to about 4 times its usual size and was a black as night. The man hood looked rather impressive it’s just a shame I couldn’t touch it because of the pain :cry: :cry: 4 days later after I had run out of pain killer and could not walk or lay down I was back into hospital (Xmas day) to have a load more pain killer prescribed and back to bed for a lie down for a few more days. I couldn’t go back to work because I was a motorbike instructor and couldn't sit on one for about 3 weeks.

Any way PC will have had the snip by now so I can’t put him off with my tales of woe.
 
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