RE: 14 jan onWards ...'andsome shave my son....
Dear Derry
Have hatched a plan.
Don't, whatever you do, tell Dodgy Lemel.
Under no circumstances.
De nada. Zip. Careless talk costs lives.
Nudge nudge wink wink know what I mean guv'nor.
I have painted, with silver paint an old superspeed to look exactly like the #16.
I bulked out the handle with foil and made some grooves in it plus, and this is the really clever part.
I put a tiny piece of card under the head to replicate the baseplate, onto which I have carefully inked in the pat. no.
It's foolproof I think.
Well, until it gets wet I guess.
Oh I have a plan for that too!
I know, I shall
Spray it with some of my Parisienne hair lacquer. That should make it at least showerproof.
It will smell like an 18th century Dandy too. All good.
So ahem ahem
#16
vintage gillette blade
Qed rose
2213
Unction to finish.
Oh and a third pass under the chinny chin chin.
Lovely cold water splash too.
I have a face like a peach.
Well
A 52 year old well loved peach but a peach none the less.
Remember now.
Not a word to he who must not be named.
The dark lord of razors.
Yrs
Lemel Jnr.