Tonight came curtesy of the theme 'It's fucking toast'
Cheese toastie - Razorock Hawk V3
Burnt toast - Schick Proline
Toast master - Razorock 400
I'll toast to that - Menrock Scicilian Lime
Smooth as toast - Nivea moisturiser
Buttered toast - TOBS Eton College
Toaster by Dualit
'I'll toast to that. Any chance of a shag?'
'Is that the best a man can give?'
The last time I was over Yorkshire way I had a shave with this same set up and swore it was probably the best shave I had ever experienced. Oddly I use the same again and the results were exactly the same. Astounding.
Stupidly comfortable, stupidly close and hey, I am stupid. Individually I wouldn't rate any of them as top drawer, but throw them altogether, throw in some of the local water and brilliance happens. A razor I rate as good, but awkward and with a blade I wouldn't usually give a second glance. A brush which does that brush thing, a cheap TK cream and a £1 Coop special offer moisturiser. Good? Fucking super.
So good you can have some more Beaver to see you off this post and this time you can have a video.
And I love you all. Just not to this level