Best safety razor for''downstairs''
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Try half next time if a pint's too much, treacle.
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Have you read The Throwback by Tom Sharpe? You'll never look at one of yon things again, if you do....If you are going De downstairs on Big Jim and the twins then surely it's only a matter of time till you try one of these babies
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Use straight , that was used in ancient time mostly by one group of people, cant remember name something on E
Extincts?Use straight , that was used in ancient time mostly by one group of people, cant remember name something on E
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No Eunuch [emoji6]
What did you call me?
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The razor should be one you're very familiar with and take your time. Other than that it's hair and skin like the rest of the bits you shave. Regrowth might not be much fun.
The best advice is to clean up thoroughly afterwards as no-one likes an even slightly pubey sink.
Ignore the one's who get upset about it - they're your bollocks.
The best advice is to clean up thoroughly afterwards as no-one likes an even slightly pubey sink.
Ignore the one's who get upset about it - they're your bollocks.
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If you want serious replies and a complete lack of sarcasm, Badger and Blade is a that-a-way --->
What the buggery fuck do people expect?
If I walked into a pub and said to a load of strangers "ere lads, how do you shave your cock?" I'd expect to become very quickly acquainted with the fat end of a pool cue.
What the buggery fuck do people expect?
If I walked into a pub and said to a load of strangers "ere lads, how do you shave your cock?" I'd expect to become very quickly acquainted with the fat end of a pool cue.
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I've only just turned 40, but if shaving your junk is the modern way you can keep it. Bollocks to that.
Good to know that you're already acquainted with pub standards in Dumbarton in case you should ever pop in ! Just steer clear of that guy in the combats in the corner, if he lets slip that he was at the embassy seige he has to kill you. I know cause he's warned me a few times now. Not sure how he'd feel about shaving the old privates... feel free to enquire.
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Duly noted.
That balcony must've been quite packed given the number of people who claim to have been on it!
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I'm 33, and I wouldn't pop this question to my friends (about same age as me) because I would receive lot of "interesting" response, certainly worse than in this tread.Not in a modern pub by anyone 40 bellow , maybe some are stuck in the stone age
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If that was true, shouldn't you be dead? Also the embassy siege was 35 years ago, he must be getting on a bit by now.
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