Buenas noches mis amigos del afeitado. I bid you welcome to my shave for this evening. The one with the theme, 'Bush babes'
Hedge trimmer - Ikon B1
Strimmer - Gillette 7-O'Clock
Bush brush - Hive-2
Creaming the bush - Captain Fawcett's scarpicchio
Bush fluid - Collegen
Scent of the bush - Goutal Eau De Monsieur
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'You repulsive man. And you want me to trim your crack?'
Back to an old and regular friend and I must say I do rather like these 7-O'Clocks. I also the fact they have a health warning which states 'Sharp edge'. I was hoping they bloody well would have otherwise what use would they be? About as much use as a blunt razor blade I guess.
By jolly though a damn good shave with a nice sharp as fuck blade, and amazingly no blood shed. The scarpicchio is one wonderful soap and an amazing scent which lasts beyond the shave. A hint of the very matching Goutal Eau De Monsieur just to add to the final notes. The Eau De Monsieur is very much down the road of Eau Sauvage with a more complex refinement about it and I recommend it very highly. Very much a white shirt scent whereas Sauvage is a yellow stained white shirt. More a result of pissing on your lapels while trying to remain composed. 'Do you notice Chris rather smells of urine tonight?'. 'Oh he does every night'
A superlative shave
And a photo of my efforts so you can finally see Satan in the flesh. I have lied my way through TSR for the past seven years and I am in fact bearded. Sorry folk
And a superlative live band to end on. From bushes to beavers......