'Like, like, like, love, love, like, like, Wow, Ha Ha Ha, like, angry (No angry's this week),like like......' Several pages of this later and all I can deduce is that I need to get my act together and visit the SOTD section more often. I said the same last week so I also deduce that I must be a useless shit.
My first entry for this new week of SOTD's and this one arrives on time for today as I omitted a shave yesterday due to drinking duties. And.....a theme? How does 'Lather overkill' sound? Well that's what it is themed anyway so you don't have any say.
Razor overkill - Stainless Mongoose
Blade overkill - Feather Professional
Brush overkill - Zenith dark synthetic
Soap overkill - Bath House Spanish fig and nutmeg
Moisturiser overkill - Simple
Scent overkill - M&S Spiced Amber
Roadkill dinner - Mcdonald's
A very crap karaoke shave from a band who used to sell newspapers and bottles of cider to underage alcoholic teenagers. 'Honest mate I'm over 18', or as my wife said in her younger years, 'Do I look like a fucking virgin?'
There's shaving in the mirror by the sink
Behind the Emporium, Sadi Boycie
He's the one that keeps shaving alive
Shave in the morning, and the evening
Then switch off the light
Sink full of lather I’m more than 45
Well, it's a sink full of lather I am fossilised
Sink full of red stuff I am mortified
Well, it's a sink full of gunk, I am horrified
And shaving, illuminate the shower room and bathroom sink
We don't care about no sharp blade warning
'Bout slicing yourself and shortening your life
And the blockage in the sink, building
Sink full of lather I’m more than 45
Well, it's a sink full of lather I am fossilised
Sink full of red stuff I am mortified
Well, it's a sink full of gunk, I am horrified
Everybody needs a lather for a cushion
Everybody needs a lather
Everybody needs a razor for shaving
Everybody needs a razor
Everybody needs a brush for a lather
Everybody needs a bosom, my favourites are 35(C)
Mr Boycie (£45)
Mr Monkey of the blade (45p)
Palmolive Fox (45 turnips)
Mr Mike Smart (45 Brazilians)
Satanfriendly (45 IQ)
Signature Soap and the Londinium Boogie
The Stainless Mongoose and the Kai-Kai music
All India blades (45 Rupees)
Two-in-OneBlade (Waste of money)
Ikon Razors (45 weepers)
Trojan condoms (45 seconds)
Sink full of lather I’m more than 45
Well, it's a sink full of lather I am fossilised
Sink full of red stuff I am mortified
Well, it's a sink full of gunk I am horrified
Everybody needs a lather for a cushion
Everybody needs a lather
Everybody needs a razor for shaving
Everybody needs a razor
Everybody needs a brush for a lather
Everybody needs a bosom, my favourites are 35C
77,000-pieces of shaving stuff
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Mine's on the Porn-Hub
Sink full of lather because of TSR
Well, it's a sink full of lather ‘cos of TSR
Sink full of lather because of TSR
Well, it's a sink full of lather ‘cos I went too far
Everybody needs a lather for a cushion
Everybody needs a lather
Everybody needs a razor for shaving
Everybody needs a razor
Everybody needs a brush for a lather
Everybody needs a bosom, my favourites are 35(C)
More importantly, was it a good shave? Of course it was, I don't do duff....Well I do sometimes. And perhaps more important, 'Where's the Japanese ladies?'. And none of this fakism of trying to sell you those 1960's bandsters The Animals as being Japanese and even worse a bunch of girlies. Scandalous. And nearly as much so as those Japanese singing, guitar playing and bloody dancing girls, Scandal.......