This evening's frolicking by the sink brought with it a shave themed 'Around the germ in 80 hours by Phallicus Fogg'
Day 1 dismissed my valet for bringing my shaving water below temperature - Colonial General V2
Day 2 sees me enter in to an argument over razor blades from India - Feather Professional
Day 3 stupidly sees me part with £20,000 for a shaving brush - AP Shaving 30mm Cashmere
Day 4 and I am accused of stealing a shaving soap - Abbate Y Mantia Matteo
Day 5 for reasons unknown I purchase an elephant, a guide and a bottle of perfume - Goutal Eau De Monsieur
Yes love, whatever you say. 80 days? Sounds a good deal. Now fuck off
So here I find myself feeling no real difference to Day 1. I only hope watching daytime TV is about as bad as it is going to get. Between that and having to lounge around being forced in to the enjoyable sides of life. Watching daytime TV etc etc etc
Also pleased to say I haven't lost any desire to shave. Despite that feeling of being 'unclean' I still find having a damn good shave brings me more happiness than one could imagine. A refreshing shower followed by the joy of a fine shave and life takes a more positive view. Ain't shaving great?
A very welcome return to the V2 after a little bit of a hiatus and I forgot how stunning this little gem is. Other than an odd razor or two I think I have all the SE's I need to keep me happy for the rest of my life. Nimble, efficient and this baby sees a complete three pass shave in as many minutes. And pretty damn perfect at that.
Takes me longer to get the pre and post out of the way, but I'm worth it. My true worth? About 57p according to Mrs Satanfriendly.
I can look forward to day 4 and more shite television in a very happy bunny kind of way. 57p's worth of grinning bunnies.
Be well you lovely folk and I love you all
Someone else not seen for some time to see this shave out (not as though you'd be too bothered anyway). Why it's those lovely Bridear ladies......