'Oh what a night' sang The Four Seasons. 'Oh what a shave' sang somebody or other. 'Oh what an incredibly bad decision' sang someone with no idea of lyrical content.
And so it is that this shave arrives on your shaving doorstep (or in the dustbin as Evri manage) with the theme, 'VAR (Very Aggressive Razor)'
Red card - Occams Enoch
Yellow card - Schick Proline
Offside brush - Highlander LFC brush
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Goal disallowed - Signature Soaps Condate
The referee's a....very nice chap - Banana Republic Neroli Woods
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'VAR television'
A reach for the Enoch shave as expediency was the word on the street, and from Mrs Satanfriendly, followed by the words 'or die'.
Razors don't come any quicker than the lighteningly fast Enoch. Speed with efficiency. And it was exactly that. An ugly face of stubble reduced to an ugly face of handsomely smooth in minimal time with minimal fuss.
And Signature Soaps with the Highlander brush? Thank you, you were indeed.
Have some Japanese girlies as a shave parting gift from me to you.....Why, it is those 'Drinking boys and choir girls' folk with their superb tune, 'There is no spring time', even if it does sound uncannily like 'There is a nosebleed'