A no shit shave this evening and this one arrives themed, 'Constipated'
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Full of bricks - Muhle R89
Bunged up - Polsilver Lodz
Backed up - PAA Pelegrino
Train not exiting the tunnel - Veritas Vincent
Glycerol suppository - L'Occitane Cade balm
Met the grandkids this afternoon for tea and tab nabs in a garden centre cafe and Zuzu the youngest had been constipated since the morning.
"Granddad take me to the toilet, I need a wee wee"
"No problem little one. Come on"
5 minutes later we returned when she screams across the cafe...
"Mummy, mummy! You are going to be really proud of me. I've just had a big big poo!"
The place went silent then burst out laughing. Well done Zuzu, the next big comedienne. The little shit.
'Jesus! Has Satan just crawled out!?"
'Always my love'
Keep it simple, keep it effective, keep it quick, make it the R89. What a smashing shave and just what my skin needed. Nothing angry, nothing wanting to slash you to shreds and nothing trying its best to cause collateral. Let's be honest if you can cut yourself with an 89 then it is because you have removed the blade and placed it inside a rubber mask. Sounds good to me. Beats the aqualung and flippers of the other night.
The Veritas has to be the best lemon scented soap I have come across. Startling aroma and just happens to be a pretty damn fine soap at the same time.
Happy and as I said, a no shit shave
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