Why Hello. Has life been busy or what? Or what what? Anyway to correct my poorly attended SOTD display this week I have finally found time to throw some rubbish together.
It is my great pleasure to bring to your screens this evening my last two shaving efforts with the theme, 'Lights, camera and.....action'
Woke up this morning to the arrival of a film crew and entourage. At first I thought The Caravan Club of Great Britain had declared our street a new camp site and had visions of open fires, folk songs all day and people crapping behind our hedges.
Conversation with a security guard:
What's going on here then mate?
They're filming with Martin Freeman
Marty Feldman? He died years ago didn't he?
No, Martin Freeman. The Hobit
You telling me we got bloody Hobits roaming around the street? They're mythical people from a Tolkien book.
They're filming the next series of 'The Responder'
They need any naked old men? Me and my mate Frank will happily get our kit off. Frank's only got one leg though, but he's hung like a......
No naked old men required thanks
Oh, shame like. When they filming 'Naked attraction' down here?
I think he must have thought we got some nutters around here, better call the police
Shaving matters
Take one - 3ONE6
Take two - Feather
Take three - PAA Pelegrino
Take four - Proraso
Take five - Proraso balm
Take him away
'Oooooops. I thought they were a kind of wafer'
Three sure fire winners here. Three items which have knocked my shaving socks off with their unexpected performance. The 3ONE6 removed my first sock. The Pelegrino my second sock. And the Proraso soap my third.
Sorry, a bit of a delay here while I count my feet. 1, 2 and.....3?
A real top flight shave all the way. The 3ONE6 may well be a contender in my SPOTTY awards due this coming month. A mediocre manufacture masks its true capability as a shaving tool and delivers nothing short of wonderful. The Proraso removes the third sock because I am a dinosaur who took a lifetime to discover it.
So happy you can have two lots of Japanese ladies this evening. Starting with......
Again again again
Take six - Tatara Nodachi
Take seven - Feather (popular these days)
Take eight - Steven Jagger 30mm Cashmere
Take nine - Floris Elite soap
Take ten - Simple moisturiser
Take eleven - Floris Elite Cologne
Take no more
'Oh my God! Hobits'
Another SPOTTY contender in that Portuguese perfectionist, the Tatara Nodachi. I can't say I have ever had a bad shave with the Nodachi, but I can say I've had more than my fair share of smooth superb results. This outing being one of them. Exceptionally suited to a Feather, but equally at home with most other blades I've fed it. Word of warning. Don't feed razor blades to anyone or anything else for that matter. Thank you.
The Floris soap wasn't one of the cheapest soap purchases this year. But it is one of those purchases where after the cash has been extracted from your bank account and you've had your 'Ouch!' moment, you can happily say, 'Now that is good' and forget what the outlay was.
Slap everything together and so much grin value involved I almost forgot to end with some more girlies from way East....
