For this evening I present a shave themed 'SOTD kill kill kill'. And this one is specific to those miserable souls who openly state they couldn't be bothered to post a photo. You know who you are and shame, shame, shame.
Kill the razor - Occam's Enoch
Kill the blade - Schick Proline
Kill the brush - AP Shaving 24mm Cashmere
Kill the soap - Extro Arancia Italiana
Kill the moisturiser - Simple
Kill the scent - Extro Arancia Italiana
'You want me to film a man shaving?'
It's a Karaoke shave despite me saying no more. I just lie a lot
I stared in to my mirror back in '82
Waiting for the internet and forums to share with you
If I was young and stupid, facial hair was coming through
Oh-a, oh-a
Cartridge razors took the credit for shaves which were truly pooh
Invented by Gillette and their new technology
And now I understand how shite it was before I went DE
Oh-a Arghhhhh
Then I got a fucking nick
Oh-a Arghhhhh
Sting from the styptic
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Photos came and then you broke my heart
Oh-a-a-Arghhhhh
And now we meet on a forum on the internet
We scribble down our SOTD’s, shaving’s intellect
And waffle some shite about a shaving set
Oh-a Arghhhhh
Then I sliced my fucking neck
Oh-a Arghhhhh
That aftershave stings like feck
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
In my mind and in my sink
I can’t go back, I need a bloody shrink
Oh-a-Arghhhhh
Oh-a-Arghhhhh
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
In Boycie’s mind and on my screen
No more photos and that’s obscene
Photos didn’t come and caused my mental scar
Put the blame on TSR
You are a SOTD star
You are a SOTD star
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
Posting no photo killed the SOTD
What a smashing shave this was and I really am thinking the Enoch is 'That razor'. I just love it
Have some real music to end on and a band I have only recently found. I get a feeling there will be more 'Who The Bitch?' from here