Just how useless am I? The usual multitude of shaves to report on. Why change habits of a shaving life time? Mind you, until I joined TSR I never had to report on any shaving activities outside of 'I've shaved Mrs Satanfriendly'. 'Good, I can use the bathroom finally'. Somethings haven't changed. Plus I do recall being financially better off.
Anyway, better get on with this one. So this one arrives in a screen format which you can read and themed, ' •••
--- ••• '
Or in plain English, SOS, as invented by a certain Mr Mayday. Except in this case 'Shaving On Ships'. A unique shaving experience for a unique bunch (all two of us), Mr Me and
@chard52142 That is unless someone chirps up 'I'm on a cruise'. A floating Pontins.
Monday
.-. .- --.. --- .-. - Ikon B1
-... .-.. .- -.. . - Wizamet Super Iridium
-... .-. ..- ... .... - AP Shaving 24mm Cashmere
... --- .- .--. - Signature Valentia
-- --- .. ... - ..- .-. .. ... . .-. - Botanics
「あなた、ひげを剃ってください」
「あなた、ひげを剃ってください」
「あなた、ひげを剃ってください」
「あなた、ひげを剃ってください」
「あなた、ひげを剃ってください」
「あなた、ひげを剃ってください」
Ikon B1 がもたらす、本当に素晴らしい剃り心地。まさに船型シェービング。ははははははは。あなたは死ななければなりません、私だけが最善です
ビーバーの時間だろう
Tuesday
May day, May day - Tatara Nodachi
Securite Securite - Polsilver Lodz
MOB MOB - Highlander LFC brush
SOS SOS SOAP - Signature Londinium
Help me you bastards - Olay moisturiser
'And you are telling me, we only have two toilet tolls?
No toilet rolls were involved in this shave. Or even the corners. Nothing more than the Tatara at its finest and Londinium because I couldn't be bothered to use lesser.
Thank you
And more Beaver?
Thank you
Wednesday
The Captain's razor - Ikon B1
Braid and blade - Wizamet Super Iridium
Old man brush - Cadman 24mm Tuxedo
The Skipper's soap - T&H Aspley
Master's moisturiser - Collagen
Commander's Cologne - Abbate Krokos splash
'Attention all shipping, attention all shipping. That was one damn fine shave delivered by the Ikon but I wouldn't expect any lesser. However what you can expect is some shit weather. Thank you and safe sailing'
Please accept my apologies for not ending with any Japanese girls but I think you've had enough Beaver for one night anyway.
But do take my love with you