And so here we are, the weekend! Hooray for weekends.
Apologies. No it isn't. That was the weekend. And here I am 2 days behind due to getting my new HiFi room back together...
And getting generally lost in the world of learning about music streaming and pathetic cars. A mechanical car with a crapped out clutch and an electric car with a crapped out battery.
But since this is neither a HiFi or a motor vehicle forum the question has to be 'Did I shave?' The world could fall to pieces (and it is) and I would still find facial hair removing time. I would stand at those pearly gates (much chance, so those blackened ones will do nicely) and say, 'Yes, but I am cleanly shaved'. To a man with a big beard apparently.
And the theme is, 'pearly Gates and Pearl necklaces'
A Saturday night....
Mother of pearl - Ikon B1
Pearly teeth - Gilere something or other
Black pearl - Hive-2
Pearl drops - York Swirling Soapery Vibrant Charm
She wore a pearl necklace - Collegen
He gave her a pearl necklace - Dior Homme intense
'Pearly Gates? Yeh thru the back mate. Cost you a pound entry though'
A Gillette Blue I thought. A new one on me, so I'll give it a whirl. Opened the tuck, unwrapped the blade, and, 'A what?'. It clearly says Gilere on the blade. And I always thought they made motorbikes and scooters. A second look at the tuck, and, 'A what?' So a Gilere it was. Ah well in for a penny in for a ripped up face. A blade as thin as a sheet of toilet paper, but pretty damn sharp. Toilet paper isn't thank God.
Not a bad showing at first, but by the end it was already starting to give the impression 'Bin bound' as I wouldn't like to leave it in the razor for a later shave. All a bit too edgy and something not very smooth by the end. So bin bound it was. But thank you anyway to be Marie Kondo about it.
They should have stuck with motorbikes and scooters.
So I'll leave you with a bunch of ladies and one with a pink guitar wearing a pearl necklace. The others? I'll leave that one to you folk.
