The usual couple of shaves to catch up on so a pair of shaves with the theme, 'Pirates, Privateers and private parts'
Pirates - Hairy sailors with equally hairy arses who roamed the seas pillaging and generally being anhebriated. Illegally
Privateers - Hairy sailors with equally hairy arses who roamed the seas pillaging and generally being anhebriated. Under consent of the government
Private parts - In close proximity to the hairy arses of sailors who roamed the seas and generally used while being anhebriated.
Tuesday
Skull - Ikon B1
Crossbones - Wizamet Super Iridium
Brush the plank - Zenith dark synthetic
Jolly Jack tar - MDC Rose
Jolly rodgering - Collagen
Yo oh oh and a bottle of Roses - C&S C88
'Are we lost yet Captain?'
'I never knew where we were going in the first place'
A very rosey shave and delivered in a most detectable manner. A new blade and the Ikon was right on song. And not being 'Yo Oh Oh a pirate's life for me'. Even if the blade did sing, 'I'll cut you, I'll slice you', but it never did. The MDC doing what the MDC does and the dark synthetic, being dark and synthetic. It is after all just a brush. Darth Vader may argue differently.
Massive grin value
And what better to end on than Sky Pirates by those lovely ladies with a violin, Fate Gear
Wednesday
Bit part - Occams Enoch
A bit of a part - Feather Professional
Part brush - AP Shaving 24mm Cashmere
Shaving in private - Signature Condate
Shaving privates - L'Occitane Cade
Shaving Ryan's privates - Hermes terre
'Bloody tugs'
A change of blade for this shave. Schick Prolines out, Feather Professionals in. The new 'in vogue' Professional and a professional type of finish. A couple of hardly worth mentioning weepers but no other unwelcome collateral damage. And by God, the blade never fell out on this occasion.
Signature Condate? The new 'in vogue' Londinium. Condate in, Londinium also in. Mr Signature, brilliant soap, crap plastic tub.
May as well sign out with some more Fate Gear....