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My shave with the theme 'Take it away Maestro'
Conducting this symphonic shave - Maestro ?/8
Principal brusholinist - Wee whiskey barrel brush
Concertmaster - C&S Oxford and Cambridge soap
Straights. I keep picking away at this one as I am quite determined to master and tame these beastly objects. So today it was a case of 'come on Chris if you think you're hard enough, let's go all the way'
Yeh, up for this. Bring it on. You don't scare me you effing piece of sharp metal on a plastic handle. Child's play.
Lather up team do your best. And they did......... and smelling rather nice while at it.
Metal meet face, face meet metal, and........... Fucking dreadful. I may as well have shaved with a cheese grater. A face which was more reminiscent of a rug after a lifetime of being scratched and scraped by cats and lovers.
I think with the way life has been going I wasn't quite up for this if honesty can speak. At the end of the day it was nothing the stainless Mongoose couldn't make good, which it duly did. Other than a couple of small nicks from the Maestro I was happy enough. A kind of 'rug after an orgy' sort of smooth.
But I will be back, and one day I am going to be a shaving Maestro with you viscous little bastard.
Be well people of the forum and may you all and your families be healthy and safe.
Japanese ladies? Of course. Wouldn't be a shave without
Conducting this symphonic shave - Maestro ?/8
Principal brusholinist - Wee whiskey barrel brush
Concertmaster - C&S Oxford and Cambridge soap
Straights. I keep picking away at this one as I am quite determined to master and tame these beastly objects. So today it was a case of 'come on Chris if you think you're hard enough, let's go all the way'
Yeh, up for this. Bring it on. You don't scare me you effing piece of sharp metal on a plastic handle. Child's play.
Lather up team do your best. And they did......... and smelling rather nice while at it.
Metal meet face, face meet metal, and........... Fucking dreadful. I may as well have shaved with a cheese grater. A face which was more reminiscent of a rug after a lifetime of being scratched and scraped by cats and lovers.
I think with the way life has been going I wasn't quite up for this if honesty can speak. At the end of the day it was nothing the stainless Mongoose couldn't make good, which it duly did. Other than a couple of small nicks from the Maestro I was happy enough. A kind of 'rug after an orgy' sort of smooth.
But I will be back, and one day I am going to be a shaving Maestro with you viscous little bastard.
Be well people of the forum and may you all and your families be healthy and safe.
Japanese ladies? Of course. Wouldn't be a shave without