Saturday
New Forest 2201
Dovo 1516 (aka the ersatz tortoiseshell one that everyone's got)
Nanny's Yushu gin 'n' tonic soap
A mixture of Speick and Aldi aftershave :?
I was taking my ease in the bath, just nicely drifting away to the strains of the kind of music which makes antdad's lip curl, when my wife burst in with a nasty gash on her knee as a result of falling up the steps of a bus, as far as I can make out. Having done the business with the surgical dressings left over from the last time I mutilated myself, I proceeded to make a complete bollix of shaving, so I've got my own laceration to moan about as well. So: double bogey today.