The shave with the theme, 'Three passes to heaven'
Step one - Tatara Nodachi
Step two - Polsilver Lodz
Step three - Yaqi Dandelion
Step four - Extro Arancia
Step five - Botanics moisturiser
Now there are three passes to shaving heaven (three passes to shaving, three passes to shaving)
Just try and you will plainly see (three passes to shaving, three passes to shaving)
And as your razor travels on
And things can go wrong
Just follow passes one, two and three (three three passes to shaving, three passes to shaving)
Pass one, you are shaving with the grain
Pass two, take the blade across your mane
Pass three, you shave against, but don't be frightened
Yeah, that sure is shaving heaven to me (three passes to shaving, three passes to shaving)
The formula for shaving's very simple (three passes to shaving, three passes to shaving)
Just follow the rules and you will see
And as your razor travels on and things can go wrong
Just follow steps one, two and three (three steps to heaven, three passes to shaving)
Pass one, you are shaving with the grain
Pass two, take the blade across your mane
Pass three, you shave against, but don't be frightened
Yeah, that sure is shaving heaven to me (three passes to shaving, three passes to shaving)
Pass one, you are shaving with the grain
Pass two, take the blade across your mane
Pass three, you shave against, but don't be frightened
Yeah, that sure is shaving heaven to me (to avoid a bloodbath, to avoid a bloodbath)
Just follow passes one, two and three
I was rather surprised how much lyrical content that song actually contained. And how much intelligence I don't.
But, that was truly three passes to shaving heaven with the Tatara and its shaving friends, the Extro and the Dandelion. I remain utterly impressed with the Nodachi in every aspect.
On the matter of 'three' I may as well end with those utterly brilliant Trident girls and their last release. Slightly more civilised than last night's offering.