To celebrate 50000 posts here...

[hunnymonster]

Locking this for now... as the deadline has passed. I shall be perusing the candidates.

Words I'd expected: Janny (the chap that looks after - for example - a school, a janitor), Hootenanny...

 

[hunnymonster]

OK - for me, the winner is Nanny - since she gets to sell some soap regardless :lol: but she is also disqualified from the competition on the grounds that she has more than a passing interest in the prize .

In second place and open for the prize (of a 100 or 120g soap of your choice from Danny's Silly Soaps - the weekend name for Nanny's Silly Soaps apparently) is for this effort....

There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Did I mention she's also a granny ?
We really had hoped
That you'd mention her soap
But all you can think of is Fanny !

So Mr Damian Murphy scoops the soap... let me know by PM what sort of soap and where to send it Damian and I'll get on and order it.

Was a close run thing with this from Urban Hermit

There was a soap maker called Nanny
Whose Exotic soap is Ylang-Ylangy
Your skin stays so tender
With Citrus or La-vender
Buy the bunch and keep them all handy

But really, Limericks should be smutty, according to my Limerick guru, Mr W. Rushton, at least.

 

[Smell The Glove]

Congratulations guys. That was a good laugh.

I think that the best two won. Well done.

 

[Urban Hermit]

CongaRats Damian!




*sighs*

• • First time I've been non-smutty on purpose, and it counts against me!
    • ... meh. Ah, well ...
      
      • • • SWMBA says I have too much stash anyway.
            • & she's always right
              
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[N_Architect]

Congrats to all with no exceptions, and well done to Damian and Urban H.

 

[Damian Murphy]

I'm overcome .....with .....emotion

 

[Blyth Spirit]

All good fun, well done Damian and Nanny.

 

[hunnymonster]

The prize is ordered and subject to Nanny's standard service (excellence as standard).

 

[Pig Cat]

Nice one Damian!

 

[Damian Murphy]

I thought the other entrants were better . It was good fun .

 

[SoapAlchemist]

Bejaysus Damian, you'll have Nanny's and Mama Bears coming out your ears! A worthy winner IMHO.
Poor UH will have to make do with a slodge in a ziplock....but he already has far too much soap, as his SO can confirm.

 

[hunnymonster]

I dare you to print out the address label exactly as I put it in

 

[SoapAlchemist]

I decided not to, as a quick search of Google maps indicates that there is no such place as 'Feck knows'. :lol:

 

[Jeltz]

What? Mine didn't win????? Thats just discrimination on the grounds of ability!!!!!!!

Congrats Damian on a well deserved victory!

 

[hunnymonster]

I decided not to, as a quick search of Google maps indicates that there is no such place as 'Feck knows'. :lol:

That was the postcode :roll:

 

[SoapAlchemist]

As there are only 379 people living in the Republic outside Dublin, no need for postcodes. In fact, Damian, the clean shaven one, Galway would probably get there. :lol: