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There was a soapmaker called Nanny
A chemist -- yet not pakistani
Her soap-making skills
Are are old as the hills
For she's a bewhiskered great-granny
 
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Whose investments were nothing but canny
She made so much money
She bought out Armani
And had more jewels than Princess Euganie
 
I knew it, PC's first limerick was a complete fluke and just happened include his area of expertise.


Pigcat on bondage is just charcuterie. Non?
 
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
People questioned if she had a fanny
But she sent me a PM
To prove she's a femme
I hereby declare her not a tranny

And it took me two days to think of that...
 
There was a soapmaker called nanny
Got fed up with talk of her ‘fanny’
Now all Google shows
Are some links to her toes
And other strange parts of anatomy
:eek: :oops: :eek: :oops: :shock:
 
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Who once visited Glastonbury
She sold bugger all soap
'Cause she'd had a large toke
On a spliff, not to mention an E
 
There was a soapmaker called nanny
Smokin’ ‘E’s! she never did any
Just got a bit chilled
To the music she thrilled
Held her nose in the long drops like many
 
Apologies in advance.

There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Who thought tallow a load of old fanny
The first soap she made
Was slicker than Cade*
...But then, so is spunk from a tranny.**


*Hate Cade
** So I've heard...
 
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Got fed up with being called a Tranny
Her feminine wiles
Had the men come for miles
Just to see her knit yoghurt, and dally.
 
Naked Ape said:
Apologies in advance.

There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Who thought tallow a load of old fanny
The first soap she made
Was slicker than Cade*
...But then, so is spunk from a tranny.**


*Hate Cade
** So I've heard...
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1VgcxE9Lpw[/youtube]
 
andyjreid said:
hunnymonster said:
... in total that is....

I'd like to open a small competition. I'm sure it'll be right up your collective alley - because the opportunity to go off-topic, be lewd and otherwise act like immature schoolboys is massive - a Limerick competition:

I'll give the first line, you complete the Limerick. The one that I judge is the best at midday next Friday will get their choice of any 100g or 120g shaving soap from <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.nannyssillysoap.co.uk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.nannyssillysoap.co.uk</a><!-- m -->

The first line is:

  • There was a soapmaker called Nanny[/list:u]

    I'll not be held responsible for any offence you collectively cause though :lol:
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  • I'll have to come back to this............. at the moment there is only one word I can think of that rhymes with Nanny.
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  • Me too :oops:
 
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