To celebrate 50000 posts here...

Urban Hermit said:
*enters from stage left walks to centre stage with his Top hat carried in the crook of his arm*

*faces the audience, bows to the centre the right, the left then back to the centre*

  • Thenk hyoo.
    • Thenk hyoo.
      • No, you're too kind. [/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]
          • Thenk hyoo. [/list:u]

            Good night & drive safely. [/list:u]
              • Thenk hyoo.[/list:u][/list:u]

                *exits, stage right, putting on his top hat and adjusting the cuffs of his tuxedo jacket as he leaves*
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              • I say, what are the 39 Steps?
 
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
did I mention she's also a granny ?
we really had hoped
that you'd mention her soap
but all you can think of is Fanny !
 
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Who's posts on this forum are barmy
She's our soap alchemist
And the blarney she's kissed
Cos she's Shaving Room's favourite Granny!

Boom Boom!

Jeez, that was really hard to do without saying "fanny!" DOH!
 
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Who everyone thinks has a fanny
But there's not one to see
For 'she' is a 'he'
It turns out our Nanny's a tranny :shock:



The problems of copious stubble
Can get a transvestite in trouble
So he created a cream
That worked like a dream
And now we're all after a cuddle :?
 
cheese_dave said:
If you feckers are taking the rip out of my 1000th post competition I swear I will hunt you all down and murder you like the dogs you are... if I have to search every nook and CRANNY
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Er - no, it's not... don't take this the wrong way Cheesy, but that thought never occurred to me. <lack of emoticon to represent seriousness>
 
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Who's now been revealed as a tranny
And so he came out
With a flounce and a pout
And revealed that his real name was Danny.

If I win I will generously forgo my prize........ :D
 
hunnymonster said:
cheese_dave said:
If you feckers are taking the rip out of my 1000th post competition I swear I will hunt you all down and murder you like the dogs you are... if I have to search every nook and CRANNY
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Er - no, it's not... don't take this the wrong way Cheesy, but that thought never occurred to me. <lack of emoticon to represent seriousness>
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Aw hell, more than a thousand posts and I'm still a grey man on TSR. It's UNCANNY.
 
Arrowhead said:
Smell The Glove said:
Jeez, that was really hard to do without saying "fanny!"
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Puts me in mind of Mike Harding: "I was going to write a song about the National Front ... but there's not a right lot rhymes with 'front'".
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... and The Police used the rhyme I'd immediately associate with the N F in the song "Re-Humanise Yourself" from their Ghost in the Machine album.
 
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
whose soap was so slick and so clammy
Each time she shaved, her soap mis-behaved
and slipped up her nook and her cranny.

spandex... :D -Hey !!
 
moodymick said:
adjunct, blunt, brunt, grunt, hunt, punt, runt & Gordon Brown
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Wow moody! - art house poetry ! I bet you could put house bricks on the floor of the Tate Modern, and make it look real good. Or how about putting a dead sheep in a glass case full of Formaldehyde ?? :lol:

spandex.. :p
 
soapalchemist said:
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Who's now been revealed as a tranny
And so he came out
With a flounce and a pout
And revealed that his real name was Danny.

If I win I will generously forgo my prize........ :D
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"Danny's silly soaps" it is then
 
A number of good entries there so far... lots of words I'd expected to see, some missing too though, mostly of Scots (and Northumbrian/Geordie) origin and not really any weak plays-on-words making them fit the rhyme scheme (like getting Menzies (pronounced Ming-iss) to rhyme with "Thing is" for example).
 
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