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hunnymonster

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... in total that is....

I'd like to open a small competition. I'm sure it'll be right up your collective alley - because the opportunity to go off-topic, be lewd and otherwise act like immature schoolboys is massive - a Limerick competition:

I'll give the first line, you complete the Limerick. The one that I judge is the best at midday next Friday will get their choice of any 100g or 120g shaving soap from <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.nannyssillysoap.co.uk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.nannyssillysoap.co.uk</a><!-- m -->

The first line is:

  • There was a soapmaker called Nanny[/list:u]

    I'll not be held responsible for any offence you collectively cause though :lol:
 
hunnymonster said:
... in total that is....

I'd like to open a small competition. I'm sure it'll be right up your collective alley - because the opportunity to go off-topic, be lewd and otherwise act like immature schoolboys is massive - a Limerick competition:

I'll give the first line, you complete the Limerick. The one that I judge is the best at midday next Friday will get their choice of any 100g or 120g shaving soap from <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.nannyssillysoap.co.uk" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.nannyssillysoap.co.uk</a><!-- m -->

The first line is:

  • There was a soapmaker called Nanny[/list:u]

    I'll not be held responsible for any offence you collectively cause though :lol:
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  • I'll have to come back to this............. at the moment there is only one word I can think of that rhymes with Nanny.
 
There was a soap maker called nanny
Whose wares are lauded by many
Her soaps are sublime
The creams are divine
It’s just a shame they smell of her....
 
There was a soapmaker called Nanny
Who unlike the rest of us has a husband
She makes her soap so slick
To lube up your shave
and thus you end up with a beautifully smooth faces without rough patches


:geek:
 
Clean version

There was a soap maker called Nanny
Who's talent with lye was uncanny.
The soap was so slick, he slipped on his hip
And now can't keep up with his granny.

Less so... :?

There was a soap maker called Nanny
Who's talent with lye was uncanny.
While pouring the soap, she undid his coat
Then filled every nook and two cranny's.


US version

There was a soap maker called Nanny
Who had a rather large arse.
She sat on a soap, that flew down his throat
So now he don't swear like his granny.


Please feel free to use granny, nook and cranny.
 
*enters from stage right wearing a Tuxedo with 'matching' tie-dye cummerbund & bowtie*

*removes his tophat, bows and clears his throat*

  • *ahem*
    ... a poem, by the Urban Hermit:[/list:u]
      • There was a soap maker called Nanny
        Whose Exotic soap is Ylang-Ylangy
        Your skin stays so tender
        With Citrus or La-vender
        Buy the bunch and keep them all handy[/list:u][/list:u]
        • The End...
          Thank you.

          *bows and exits, stage left*[/list:u]
 
If you feckers are taking the rip out of my 1000th post competition I swear I will hunt you all down and murder you like the dogs you are... if I have to search every nook and CRANNY
 
*enters from stage left walks to centre stage with his Top hat carried in the crook of his arm*

*faces the audience, bows to the centre the right, the left then back to the centre*

  • Thenk hyoo.
    • Thenk hyoo.
      • No, you're too kind. [/list:u][/list:u][/list:u]
          • Thenk hyoo. [/list:u]

            Good night & drive safely. [/list:u]
              • Thenk hyoo.[/list:u][/list:u]

                *exits, stage right, putting on his top hat and adjusting the cuffs of his tuxedo jacket as he leaves*
 
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