Why hello and welcome to my shave with the theme 'Welcome to my shave'
Welcome to my nightmare - Hiram Commander
Welcome back my friends - Feather Super Professional
'Welcome' it says on the doormat ('Weclome' in some places) - Gentleman's Groom Room brush
Welcome home - Penhaligon's Blenheim Bouquet cream
Welcome, this is Frank - ADP Colonia Club
I guess I haven't really been giving this wonderful place much attention in recent weeks, but life has rather been demanding in other directions and whatever space I have had was stolen away by those time stealing bandits. My family.
To make up for my absence I have returned so I can once again torture you all with my incessant drivel.
I Never once thought a jewellers posidrive would be a permanent member of 'team shaving cabinet' but thanks to the Hiram Commander it has become an essential neccesity. Started off with great expectations which soon went to rat when I noticed the blade was misaligned. Search for my spectacles, search for small posidrive, oooops, search for small dropped bolt, remove fingers putting it all back together and 'Hey presto' ready to shave. It could only be an Occams. There is a lot to be said for cheap disposable razors.
So what set out to be a quick, easy, efficient exercise has already stretched out to be an adventure 'Phileas Fogg and around the shower in eighty days'. Keep focused. The Blenheim is about a good as a cream as they come and a quick squeeze on the brush and a substantial face covering soon appears.
Amazingly the remainder of the shave is totally unadventurous and made in quick time. And a very heavenly shave at that. A shave made in heaven delivered by a razor made from old bits of Meccano and discarded bits of old watches.
Some ADP aftershave balm and job done in a round about kind of manner. Happy bunnies and a quick photo to post on threeweekagram.
Here, have some Japanese ladies as they are the only good reason for ever wanting to get this far. And welcome to Bridear