Digestive Biscuits

[chris.hale]

I agree whole heartedly with this!!!

Biscuits are biscuits, not bread, or crackers!

Digestive and cheese... Bleeeeuuuugggghjhhh!!!!!
;-)

Agreed the only thing that should be on digestives is chocolate. Butter's for bread and taties.

 

[Stacy555]

My recipe.

Take 1 mug of Yorkshire tea, add 1/2 a tsp of sugar and a splash of milk.
Take 1 bite from the Digestive of choice, then sip tea to make digestive dissolve in the mouth, swallow and repeat till you finish either digestive or tea

 

[Bechet]

Keep my tatties butterless, thank you! King Ted's, dry mash, yummy! All else - yeuk! of varying degree.

 

[Gordy]

A digestive sandwich, butter and raspberry jam, mmmm...a staple of my youth.
I much prefer chocolate Hobnobs now!

 

[Shaverrific666]

Yeah Butter em luv ...alternatively smash the bejesus out of them..mix with butter,(in a dish thing) layer over the top boiled caramelised, condensed milk (Dolce de leche) on top of that mashed or chopped bananas (see where I'm going with this) on top of that whipped cream ...
KABOOM! Banoffee Pie.
Alternatively lie prone on a sha longue posting them one after the other into your mouth hole. BUT... don't forget the butter

 

[Count of Undolpho]

Bloody Aristocrats.

One finds slumming it for one's biscuit purchases enhances the whole experience...

 

[hunnymonster]

Keep my tatties butterless, thank you! King Ted's, dry mash, yummy! All else - yeuk! of varying degree.

I didn't realise there was a war on! Dry mash is like porridge made with water & salt - something that has (or should have been) left behind with the Renaissance.

 

[Count of Undolpho]

Nowt wrong with proper porridge - especially if you use a nice sea salt with big crunchy flakes.

 

[Uncle Bertie]

Vive la différence!

 

[Darkbulb]

There was a time in my 20's when I'm pretty sure a percentage of my body was made up of Hob-Nobs.
I always had a package or three in the cupboard.

 

[Satanfriendly]

Eat them naked

The biscuit that is, not ones person

 

[Dave-the-rave]

Porridge. The food of savages.

 

[moodymick]

..... only really suitable for landfill or Yorkshire men.

Yorkshire? FFS!! Low blow Tony, low blow!!

 

[dodgy]

Hiya

Oh for Cripes sake, I hadda look up what the hell these goofy things are,

So it seems like they're kinda like graham crackers, but knowing you Limeys they are gonna taste crappier for sure. More boring in every way is my guess.

Digestives eh? What a fun sounding name......sheesh. There's a store not far from me that sells worthless foreigner food and maybe I will try a pack of those sometimes. Yeah, I will float some in my bowl of Liptons tea and go bobbing for biscuits.

Martin

 

[Gairdner]

Digestives, eh? Thickly buttered with another on top like sandwich. Quite like them but there are better biscuits out there. My folks generally don't buy Digestives unless they come in a mixed biscuits for cheese selection. Too sweet with cheese for my liking but my 91 year old granny enjoys this. Mater likes a digestive with some Stilton and Faither will eat anything but oatcakes are my preference. Crikey, they're nobbut biscuits - have 'em how you want 'em and just get on wi' it!

Oh aye, love the dark chocolate ones but yon are fatal. One leads to another and to another and before long the packet's deid!

And another thing, I cannot stand folk that frown at me when I dunk my biscuit in my tea. It's my fecking cuppa and I'll do what I want so BUGGER OFF! There that's better....

 

[antdad]

Yorkshire? FFS!! Low blow Tony, low blow!!

I would've said Scotsman but I know what side of my digestive is errrr...buttered.