To All The Scottish Members

So what your saying Bruce is your a mummy’s boy
 
Someone needs to alert Immigration as we have surely exceeded the Scotsmen quota on this site.

We are everywhere, some even talk with an English accent to hide in plain sight.
Then bang, you are lying pished on floor with bottles of whisky scattered all over and a head like a bongo drum.
Welcome to Scotland, take a seat. Or else. You'll have a half will you not.
 
Edit:
the last line should read "Come in. You'll have had your tea" when visiting Edinburgh.
 
Your comment just reminded me of when I walked first section of the Camino de Santiago and you pass by a winery where there is a tap outside to get free wine .. you see people emptying water bottles to fill them up . Personally I had a drink out a cup I had but it was rough tasting wine so didn’t overindulge as still had a long walk ahead of me
 
That is not a path you'd want to walk with even the slightest bit of intoxicating liquor onboard! I'm actually amazed it's even allowed nowadays with all the nannying. Mind e you I would like to do it but more than likely fall to my Doom. Or is that Camino del Rey I'm thinking of?
 
Imagine such a tap existed up here? My goodness, gridlock, riots, army called in, state of emergency…