To All The Scottish Members

[hotmetal]

no the Claymore frae Executive Shaving?

To be fair I did think it was a bit of a branding error naming a razor after a two-handed broadsword!

It has anti dandruff properties too: removes unwanted Head & Shoulders!

 

[Gairdner]

no the Claymore frae Executive Shaving?

Naw, yon big fecker that lops yer baws of frae seven feet! An she can lift it an all! Shotty boys, run like a celtic boys club coach is after ye!

 

[jimmyc]

My pal is working up there this week (forestry) and this is what he's had for his tea tonight. Only a chicken and haggis burger. Get in! Proper food envy I've got now. I bet its Simon Howie haggis an all.
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I love haggis, but I'm too slow to catch the buggers, (dodgy knees). not had any in ages will have to get some tomorrow.

 

[IanR]

I love haggis, but I'm too slow to catch the buggers, (dodgy knees). not had any in ages will have to get some tomorrow.

the old ones are the best (jokes i mean)

 

[Boycie83]

I love haggis, but I'm too slow to catch the buggers, (dodgy knees). not had any in ages will have to get some tomorrow.

Got ya covered:

 

[IanR]

Haggis is like children. I love them but could never eat a whole one. Boom Boom!

 

[Boycie83]

I don't know why but this thread has reminded me of this:

 

[IanR]

I don't know why but this thread has reminded me of this:

but out of character!
Rab is wearing a clean vest.

 

[IanR]

I need to go now and get my jamas on and try out my recently acquired Henson Ti Medium as a special St Andrews day shave.

(I always shave at end of day).

 

[IanR]

It's all Mike Smart fault - he started thread!

 

[Mike Smart]

Only Islay that doesn't remind me of iodine.

Uisge Beath

What about the Highlands ?

 

[jimmyc]

I need to go now and get my jamas on and try out my recently acquired Henson Ti Medium as a special St Andrews day shave.

(I always shave at end of day).

Fuck me, don't shave with a skinfull. I tried it once, holy fuck the burn. it hurt all the next day as well.

 

[hotmetal]

You said what I was thinking! At least he's not planning on trying out a Koraat 14 square point. I've lost blood just from shaving before coffee in the morning, never mind after a dram!

 

[jimmyc]

You said what I was thinking! At least he's not planning on trying out a Koraat 14 square point. I've lost blood just from shaving before coffee in the morning, never mind after a dram!

Christ, I lost a pint just thinking about a straight razor shave after a few.

 

[IanR]

Had shave. I’m fine folks. Ambulance only took 45 minutes.

 

[BigBruce]

TBF that's a particularly heinous example of a cheese toasty. "Roasted" though? None call it roasted cheese do they?

My Dad, 100% pure Weegie, always called it roasted cheese. For me and my siblings it's always been "toasted" - that's what Mum calls it. (even though she's just as much a Glaswegian, but with a more genteel background).
Maybe because , Dad having been brought up in a tenement in Whiteinch, there was no grill but just a range with an oven??