And here he is again. Several days late, strolls in as if he owns the place, writes a load of shite and then disappears off the scene once more.
Before I prattle any further I really must thank
@gile for taking time out to ensure the Marine AFC brush was duly papaly blessed. My first love team gained promotion this afternoon, beating Macclesfield 2-1 in the playoff final. It has to be down to the holy brush and nothing to do with playing the better football.
So ecstatic, I have since written to the Vatican requesting first dibs should the position for Pope become vacant. I have already received a reply, 'Sod off'. Perhaps I shouldn't have signed off, 'Satanfriendly'.
On to shaving and more important sides of life.
I was in Hull the other day and took a walk through the Hepworth arcade. Absolutely chuffed that Dinsdale's joke shop is still open. A fond childhood memory. Speaking to the owner he made mention it has been in the same family for 94 years and still had some of the original pranks and tricks. Incredible.
'Gosh mate, this place really does remind me of the joke shop on League of Gentlemen'
'I hope so. They based it on this shop'
Made my day. So my theme for the last 3 days worth of shaves arrives fresh out the fart cushion, 'Joke Shop'
Saturday (Abstract deux)
The magic razor - Ikon B1
Blade in a bar of soap - Super Iridium
Steel wire brush - Highlander 30mm Cashmere
Itching soap - Veritas Vincent
Burning cream - Pure moisturiser
Farty perfume - Atelier Orange Sanguine
Throw some of the best accoutrements in the cupboard together. Take them down the local church for a blessing. Oops wrong brush, but may as well get it blessed anyway so that large Cashmere things can get a bit of holy time as well, because they don't play football. A thoughtful second best. Show everything a sink full of water, an ugly face and voila ici, perfection.
An ugly face still ugly, but superbly shaved
Sunday (Sin abstracto)
The non-razoring razor trick - Feather AS-D2
The Polish edible blade trick - Polsilver Lodz
Squirty flower trick - Yaqi Dandelion
Disappearing soap trick - Signature Wicstun
A Balmy trick - L'Occitane Cade
Dirty old man trick - Hermes terre d'hermes
'Sorry readers, this dirty old trick is for private viewing only'
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This Feather really does shave by magic. There is no way a razor which has zero feedback, skims across the skin, is milder than the mildest thing you could ever think is mild and behaves as if there is no blade in between the plates. But, somehow manages to pull off heavenly results.
I used to hate this razor and thought I'd just wasted my money, but the more I use it, the more I appreciate its qualities. And what superb qualities it possess. You could shave with the AS-D2 after drinking a bottle of neat Vodka, wake up perfectly shaved and devoid of any nicks or weepers. But one shit of a hangover.
I did ask the bloke in the joke shop
'So where's the adult section then?'
'What do you think this place is!? It's a bloody joke shop!.......
behind the curtains upstairs'
And the dirty old fart trick?
Monday (Abstracción? No)
Fake razor - Razorock Hawk V3
Fake blade - Schick Proline
Fake brush - Wee Whiskey Barrel
Fake soap - Kent (Fake MWF)
Fake moisturiser - Pure
Fake perfume - Eau Sauvage
Fake TSR member - Me
So enthused about my shave of last Friday using the same gear, I decided to be lazy and just go down the same road again.
Brilliant
For a full review and to be totally lazy, see last week. Or save some time.......and don't
Behind the curtains and upstairs. Like to see some Beaver? My pleasure. If you please....
And of course. I love you all