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For what it’s worth I find applying a heavy bristle brush flatter to the skin, as you might emulsion a wall, helps reduce the scrub burn. Mind you I have eventually had to bin a brush when even this approach didn’t work2/1/24
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I've been getting brush burn from my boar brush, which I don't think I have ever got. I think it's a good time to switch to using a synth.
I hope Mrs SF doesn’t let you always wear such a low cut dress when you’re away tugging ChrisAnd may I start by wishing you all a wonderful 2024 and may this new year bring you happiness and smooth faces. If this doesn't apply to you then you are on the wrong forum. You need to be on 'The Beards and Beavers Room'
My first shave for a new year and it is indeed a Karaoke shave c/w the theme, 'Shot through the testicles'
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A rapturous razor- Tatara Nodachi
A bodacious blade - London Bridge
A bollocky brass brush - AP Shaving brass 30mm Cashmere
A stupendously sensational soap - Extro Arzachena
A magnificent marvelous moisturiser - Simple
A serendipitous scent - Extro Arzachena splash
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'Wasn't I here recently on an SOTD?'
'You were unfortunately'
I guess you know the score by now. Press play and struggle to get the lyrics to fit. Nothing has changed.
Shot through the hair
It's all part of the palaver that we call shave
Would you be content to see me sporting a beard
After all those bedroom games you put me through?
I’ve worn a cowboy suit and you think me weird
The aqualung and flippers too much for you?
Didn't somebody say on TSR
That Satan bloke is a big fakir?
I’ve shaved everything
And had a few calls, and I'm
Shot through the hair
As I shave alone by the sink
Through the hair
It's all part of the palaver that we call shave
You've come back here to get your underwear back, huh
I just don't know what I’m gonna wear
I used be a man and now I’m a girl
You say you’ve had a shave and bristle bare
Standing there, just a damn fine race
One great shave and no surprise
I’m gonna tell you girl straight to your face
Not my bristles left a rash on your thighs
Shot through the hair
As I shave alone by the sink
Through the hair
It's all part of the palaver that we call shave
Standing there, just me and my brush
With no lather left to work
You were jealous of the Beaver, my big crush
But you'll never did learn, I’m nothing but a jerk
Baby shaves what baby must
But it’s my tatara she has lust
But not this time, it’s away in a rush
Baby got more hair than my badger brush
Shot through the hair
As I shave alone by the sink
Through the hair
It's all part of the palaver that we call shave
Shot through the hair
As I shave alone by the sink
Through the hair
It's all part of the palaver that we call shave
Shot through the hair
As I shave alone by the sink (sink sink)
Through the hair (shot shot)
(Shot, shot, shot)
Shot, shot, shot
To end on I thought it best to just say 'Bloody brilliant shave'
Thank you
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And what could be better than a happy song to bring in a happy new year. So it is over to those Pantyhose girlies.
Yes, I know you've seen it I don't know how many times before, but do I care? Not really. But it is happy..
Craganmore, what a fine whisky that is! I‘ve a bottle myself and so I raise my glass to you: cheers and happy New Year!Refreshment - glass of whisky and dry ginger
So along with a bottle of Baileys and another of Craganmore, I think we are well sorted for tonight!
This year has certainly had it’s ups and downs let’s hope the next one is a good one. All the best and wishing you all many nice shaves with no grief for 2024!
I hope Mrs SF doesn’t let you always wear such a low cut dress when you’re away tugging Chris
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