Can I be bothered with a theme? I guess my shave needs one so I will theme it 'Linchpin'
Straight in to a song
A very important razor - Brass Colonial General
You are that blade - Feather Super Professional
Can't do without you cream - Murdock's Avalon
Director of Brushing - Silver Birch 30mm Cashmere
The critical scent - Hermes concentre d'orange verte
Linchpin - a person or thing vital to an enterprise or organization.
In this case the brass General and a very nice 'welcome back' performance. If I could choose a single razor which will always deliver with little chance of collateral damage, this would be the baby. As smooth as buggery and utterly incapable of inticing bad language to be uttered over the sink. A fucking brilliant piece of great shit. Making up for the lack of expletives being exercised during the shave.
Murdock's Avalon? I still swear this has to be one of the greatest creams to grace planet shave. Marshmallows you can shave with? Sounds good to me.
https://giphy.com/oKcV7SkT4I0Ba
Shaving cream in a coffee?
Oh my God!
No way!
I don't want to be a grown-up
An absolute top class shave with stunning results.
https://giphy.com/39sdaBWzjLq5a
OMG! You've shaved your todger as well!?
That's the brass General for you
Is that what you call it?
Be well and safe you folk of the forum. A shave wouldn't be a shave without some Japanese ladies to see you out. So being the end of the day you can have some of those two gusset flirting girls better known as 'We are Bed In'. Probably a mistranslation in there somewhere but who cares?