Why hello there people. My first entry for this new week of SOTD's and being as it seems sometime since I last had one of these, well why? It's a Karaoke shave, this particular one vocally arriving themed, 'Heather's smalls'
Heather the razor - 3ONE6
Small blade - Wizzamet Super Iridium
Moving my brush - Cadman 24mm Tuxedo
G-string soap - Extro Arzachena
M for Moisturiser people - L'Occitane Cade
Thong time - Extro Arzachena splash
'I'm waiting to use the bathroom'
'Well just sod off. I'm shaving'
The rules remain the same. Hit play, babble the lines and contrive them to fit the music
You've shaved me all wrong, I was on a roll
You ruined all my lather in the devil's bowl
You broke my brush and now its got no back
Move out my bathroom, baby, don't suggest you shave my sack
Just who do you think you are shaving?
Stop actin' like I'm rather depraving
Do you think you can do a full three pass?
Shave me like a man, baby, take that barber pole out my ass
'Cause I'm shavin' on up, you're shaving down below
Shavin' on up, nothin' can stop me
Shavin' on down, you trim your camels toe
One lump or two?, nothin' can stop me, yeah
A bearded man man just walked in my space
And you can't even shave my face
There ain't nothin' you can do
'Cause I've had enough cuts, baby, bein' shaved by you
Just who do you think you are?
Just gave me a bloody great scar
Just absolutely manic with a DE blade
I took it like a man, baby, and now I need first aid
'Cause I'm shavin' on up, you're shavin' down below
Shavin' on up, nothin' can stop me
Shavin' on up, you're shavin' too slow
Time to break free, nothin' can stop me
Shavin' on up, shavin' on up, shavin' on up
Shavin' on up, shavin' on up, shavin' on up
Shavin' on up, shavin' on up, shavin' on up
Shavin' on up, shavin' on up, shavin' on up
Shavin' on up, you're shavin' down below
Shavin' on up, nothin' can stop me
Shavin' on up, you're shavin' all you grow
Time for a tea, nothing can stop me
Shavin', shavin', shavin', or shall I have coffee
Shavin', shavin', time to disagree, nothin' can stop me
Or should I have a tea?
The 3ONE6. My wife would be happy using this. Efficient, smooth and a perfect ride. Completely the antithesis to me. Great to get the Extro out the cupboard and give it a whirl. I forgot how damn good this stuff is and why I used to rave over it. And the aroma? The splash to me is incredibly close to the now unobtanium Penhaligons Bayolea splash which I so loved. If anyone has some Bayolea splash unloved and just hanging around just PM me your address so that I can come around and nick it.
M people? In Japan it can only mean Midori people....
And I love you all