I haven't been tugging. I haven't been pulling big things from behind. So where have I been? Nowhere. I have just been useless.
We are now 2 days in to the new week of SOTD's and I haven't insulted your intelligence as yet with my usual waffle and piffle. I know what waffles are, but piffles do puzzle me. Can you eat them?
So with no further ado here it is, my first entry and one themed, 'Play it again Brian'
Saturday's shave
Brian the razor - Stainless Mongoose
Brian the blade - Schick Proline
Brian brush - PAA Pelegrino
Brian's soap - Signature Soaps Londinium
Brian the moisturiser - Collegen
Brian smells - Bath House Cuban Cedar and Lime
'Old Spice. Worse than a wicker bull's head, a thingy or other and a pair of socks apparently'
A great 'Get me out quickly' shave before Mrs Satanfriendly demasculated me in an unpleasant manner. Went the cinema and my private parts were on the line. Thank you, you wonderful bunch.
Sunday's shave
Not Brian's razor - Ikon B1
Not Brian's blade - Personna Tomy
Not Brian's brush - Highlander LFC
Not Brian's soap - Murdock's Avalon
Brian's barmy - L'Occitane Cade
Smelly Brian - YSL homme
'Satanfriendly. Number one stupid man'
Sorry Brian, you never got a look in this evening as it was time for the rare 'once a year' outing for the Murdock's. And what a blindingly brilliant bit of creamery it is. A new blade as well and many thanks to
@NotTheStig for the very appreciated samples he sent including this one. I always thought Tomy made cheap plastic toys. Times must be hard as they appear to have turned their skills over to manufacturing razor blades as well. Still, what a very nice blade. At first I thought it was a slimmed down Kai as in a similar manner the blade says Jack Poo what it is and totally blank. I am also totally blank, but in a different way.
A superlative shave though and nice to use the YSL for a change. I'd forgotten what a damn nice scent this is.
Well, congratulations to you who have managed to get this far. And you think it is all over? Not quite. This also happens to be a Karaoke shave dedicated to
@BrianH as I have written a song for him. Well not quite, as I simply ripped someone else's song, bastardised the lyrics and claimed it was mine. In this case under my pseudo name 'Terence Trent Derby Blade'
Press 'Play' and away you go
Fortunately you have got
A soap you can rely upon on
We started out as a risky buy
But the thought makes me dip my brush in
Your lather is so deep
Too far in the tin to turn away
We started out as a risky buy
Signature Soaps across my face
I want you to be my lather
Ikon razor across my face
I want you to be my shaver
Time I'm sure will bring
The old aluminium tins back again
It seems to be the way
When your gambling on a plastic tub
I'd rather be in Hell
Than have a cheap poly jar
And a posh label as a sub
Signature Soaps across my face
I want you to be my lather
Ikon razor across my face
I want you to be my shaver
A brush’s life has never been so much fun
Before the shave is done
Oh my face shines brighter
In the bathroom mirror
I want to be with you alone
My brush wants to tie its knot with you
I’ll wash away my stains showering
In the room that makes the rain
All alone with you
Making butterfly noises** from my arse
Slowly we make lather
And the brush rotates
Across my face
Slowly we make lather
Hey
Signature Soaps across my face (Use the old label)
I want to have your baby (Not the new tub)
Ikon razor across my face
I want you to be my shaver
(Sign your soap, sign your soap)
Signature Soaps across my face
I want you to be my lather
Ikon razor across my face
I want you to be my shaver
Signature Soaps across my face
I want you to be my lather
Ikon razor across my face
** I presume I was referring to a gentle flapping noise
Well done to those of you who got this far and to the others, quitters.
But if you think it is a Japanese lady free shave, think again. Someone new and you can like or unlike. Oh, and I love you all...
Don't worry though as even I have lost interest by now
