Cardea - The Roman Goddess Of Door Hinges
Matshishkapeu - The Innu Spirit of farts
Tlazolteotl - The Aztec Godess of eating dirt
And a shave themed, 'In the realm of the Gods'
Zeus - The God of beards - The stainless Mongoose - The God of removing them
Caerus - The God of sharp things - Feather Professional - A God of sharp blades
Keizô Murase - Brush of the God - Highlander LFC - A God of a brush
Hygieia - The Goddess of health and cleanliness - Signature Londinium - A God from Bolton? I guess so (Unheard of)
Charis - A Greek Goddess of nature and beauty - Collegen - Godess in a jar
The global pantheon of poop Gods - Extro Arzachena splash - The global pantheon of nice smelling Gods
'Oh, Mr Satanfriendly. You truly are the God of charm and obnoxious personality'
How good to be back in Liverpool and reunited with the Mongoose and the cabinet of worldly shaving dreams.
Throw a bunch of Godly shaving accoutrements together, take on Satan, and the light shines on the side of the cleansed. I am sure there is a God of being closely shave in there somewhere, but the Mongoose proves it really is in the realm of the Gods.
I am saved, I am saved, but I remain on the darkside Because I don't have any choice. I do after all, live in Liverpool.
Have a most bodacious week ahead you fantastic forum folk and yes, you are blessed by Aphrodites and the fact, I love you all.
Love though is short. Ask the Beaver. Goddesses of Beaver together with Jenna Jameson.