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Psst....The last few weeks my brut addiction therapist has lowered my "Brutadone" ASL ml usage to twice a week, however, i have found a new dealer in 'Bodycare' which have a new batch of 'Brut Sport Style',perfect for the summer buzz!...Enry would understand.View attachment 89301
Just say no.......
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Brut lotion.
The scene - a dismal community centre on the southside of Glasgow. A rough circle of chairs which screech on the hard flooring as they are shuffled to allow space for the newcomer. Nervous coughs. The wringing of sweaty hands.
'Welcome to the group. Would you like to introduce yourself?'
Nervously, hesitantly - 'Hello everyone...... my name's Digi and I have a Brut problem.' - relief, the first step.
Affirmative noises, a ripple of applause, murmurs of 'I hear you brother.'
'At first it was just a laugh, me and my shaving mates egging each other on. Just the green stuff, nothing serious - recreational like. I thought I could handle it. Before I knew it, it wasn't enough - someone introduced me to body lotion. It was fine for a while but soon though it was green, musk, aquafresh and Attraction Totale. You name it, I used it. I began mixing them to chase the high. I started visiting multiple Savers to get more gear without attracting the suspicion of the staff. I thought I was covering it well, despite the fact you could smell me half a mile away downwind. I wasn't fooling anyone. The final straw? I started to call my wife 'Enry. I needed help.......'
Brut Anonymous - don't suffer in silence and alone. No matter how good you think you smell. There's a meeting near you.
- I.
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