This shave was so themed '
@Tony'schin you're garbage'
Tony's rubbish razor - Stainless Colonial V2
Fit for the bin blade - Feather Super Professional
Waste brush - whiskey barrel
Trashy soap - Alvarez Gomez
Council tip scent - Alvarez Gomez
Shit! Writing all that has just reminded me it is the General waste wheelie bin tomorrow.
You have really upset me today saying how you dislike the V2 handle so much that you replaced it with some distasteful piece of metal. That is like replacing Stan from Laurel and Hardy and renaming the duo Leonid Brezhnev and Hardy. It just doesn't have the same ring. And neither does your handle. As I said earlier this is what I think
In the words of my youngest granddaughter Zuzu, 'Tony, you're poo poo'
After last night's lethal exercise in stripping skin I decided to follow the lead from Tony's last shave except I chose the original handle because....
1) I like it
2) I paid enough for it not to like it
3) To be anti Mr Chin
Other than that it just happens to be one superb razor which doesn't want to peel epidermis away and delivers with utmost comfort. And it did.
I will cry when this tub of Alvarez has gone as there won't be anymore left (unless Boycie has a cupboard load he will try to flog me) and it will become unobtanium. But what a dream of a cream. This evening was no let down. I can't recommend the whiskey barrel brush highly enough. The right balance and a wonderful knot. Everything about it is just right.
So one magnificent shave with the smoothest of results and proud to have a face remaining. And Mrs Satanfriendly has promised to play with my knackers this evening. Happy days!
Oh. She meant maracas
Anyway, get your maracas out and enjoy the bizarre 'Bed in'. A little more on show than talent.
As a review read 'how could anyone dislike something as shamelessly trashy as this?'
Tony. Don't be disheartened, I love you like everyone else on here