A couple of shaves to bring me up to date (despite the fact I am several years behind in reality) and these come published to you the shaving community with the theme, 'I am the one and only(?)'
The one the only - Stainless Mongoose
One blade, one edge - Feather Professional
One brush to rule them all - Highlander LFC
Soapy one - Signature Soaps Condate
Oneness and the longest distance shaver - Simple
One on one - Cuban Cedar and Lime
'I am the one and lonely, that's what happens when married to a twat'
Now, I have been called and compared to a few things in life, but a WhatsApp message from a TSR member the other day said 'He looks at me as being like Chesney Hawkes'. Chesney fucking Hawkes!? Only being compared to Donald Trump could be considered a lower status. I guess I wouldn't mind if I did look like Chesney, but I look more like the spawn of Frankenstein.
I am now worried just in case someone down the road has mentioned in 'Nextdoor', 'Did you know Chesney Hawkes lives around here?'
And the shave? Truly a One and only shave and superlative from start to finish. With this assortment of goodies how could it ever go wrong? It can't and didn't. Simple as that.
One and only? Couldn't find a cover by any band of Japanese ladies, but I did find this...and the return of Midori
One upmanship - Tatara Nodachi
One blade, two edges - Tiger
Brush once - Cadman 24mm Tuxedo
One at the top - Captain Fawcett's
One at the bottom - Collegen
One to remember - Jack EDC
'Don't dare put that Chesney bloody Hawkes record on again'
A morning shave for a change as nothing too much to cut through last night, apart from my neck according to Mrs Satanfriendly. But a damn fine showing from this wonderful piece of Portuguese razormanship with a Tiger in its tank. Great effort from Team Lather and smelling sterling for the day ahead with the Jack EDC. Even if I do smell of cannabis being as that is one of its top notes. But so so different and away from the usual. I love the stuff.
Mmmmm, and who shall I end on today? Probably one of the biggest bands to pop out of Japan.....Not my usual tastes but guess you have to give them credit where its due. Baby Metal....