Sunday's theme arrives dedicated to
@Palmolive fox Why? Ah ah. And the theme is, 'Why am I such a dinosaur?'
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Tyrazorsaurus Rex - Stainless Mongoose
Bladosaurus - Feather Super Professional
Brushiosaurus - Hive-2
Soaposaurus - Palmolive Classic cream
Scentolodicus - Floris Santal
I recall Palmolive the fox declaring sometime back that everyone needed to try the cream which was conveniently named after him. A very honourable status Barry. Now call me a dinosaur or what, but after all these wet shaving years I have never used a Palmolive product in all my life, except their washing up liquid which believe me is crap for shaving with. But great for dishes. I have no idea where this tube came from but I presume it must have been from a BST purchase. It couldn't have been from The Emporium because all I ever get from that place is either shite blades or varnish stripper misleadingly passed on to me under the disguise of being an EDC. It didn't even have 'Do not drink' written on the bottle. I think there might have been a hint being dropped here, so I gave it to some local kids for lighting their bonfire with.
'That's my fucking house you little shits!'
Anyway, so here I am being a complete prehistoric animal and I can honestly say, 'I've missed a Brontosaurus sized one here'. For something so cheap it performs absolutely gobsmackingly. It might have a scent similar to their washing up liquids (It is however useless for washing dishes with), but it is a win win in every one of those qualities we look for in a soap/cream. I am shocked to be honest. Even if it is slightly reminiscent to toothpaste I am not put off and I can see this being a regular member of team shave.
Palmolive Fox you are so damn correct. So much so I have decided to dedicate a 'Karaoke shave' to you
I've been shaving here all day, thinking
Same bloody shave ten hours ago, thinking
Now my bristles are gone, this fucking shave carries on
Thoughts of when I had a beard
Single edge by the sink, shaving
Ikon Teks were nasty things, frightening
Brushes and soaps and Palmolive Fox
DE blades and Alum blocks
Fucking nasty cuts, all different things
Barry, Barry you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Barry, Barry you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Barry, Barry
Not taking care will make you sting, crying
Emporiums and blingy things, buying
Second-hand soap and other crap, Mr Boycie has the last laugh
Silently he’s falling about
Sharp things I keep around, slice me
Memories of my bearded days, oh dear me
Now it's in my sink
Everyday I think, what a daft git when I was boy
Barry, Barry you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Barry, Barry you're lovely
That's what we all think of you
Barry, Barry
Palmolive Fox
'And take your bloody Emporium with you'
Have a smashing week ahead you lovely people and I sign off tonight with...................................Just got love this band for their musical talent..